We thought we’d reached peak 2018 with the public meltdown between Democratic presidential hopeful Michael Avenatti and his porn star-turned-feminist icon client, but Miley Cyrus has given us a new pinnacle for the absurd. “Hannah Montana” is now flashing a thong while running from police as priests enjoy a strip club with women wearing nothing else and creepily smiling children shoot at her with evil guns.
In a new music video she produced in collaboration with Mark Ronson, who’s partnered with other big stars, including Lady Gaga, the daughter of the man notorious for “Achy Breaky Heart” laments that “Nothing Breaks Like A Heart” while running from the cops O.J. Simpson-style. Because she must prove to us that she’s the edgiest of all the edgy artists, Miley makes sure to show us she’s in a thong in what must be a self-driving car while fans line the road holding signs that read “We Are Miley.” – READ MORE