‘Take Jeb Instead’: Onion Article Has George Bush Shoving Jeb Into Father’s Grave

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Sometimes the satirical news site The Onion can be bitingly funny. Sometimes it goes way over the line beyond “too soon” and into too tasteless. The site’s latest article showing former President George W. Bush shoving his brother, Jeb, into his father’s grave as he begs the Almighty to trade up is in that second category. See for yourselves:

The satirical article plays up the long-rumored rivalry between the two Bush brothers by portraying the 43rd president as an aggrieved madman who wishes Jeb had died instead of his father:

Having evidently entered the “bargaining” phase of grief in the wake of George H.W. Bush’s death, witnesses confirmed Thursday that George W. Bush shoved his younger brother into their father’s open grave while screaming “No, take Jeb instead!” “Please! Please! Oh, God, please don’t take my father away from me—take Jeb!” cried the former president and son of the deceased, wailing and thrashing as he fought his way past the several mourners and secret service agents in his way before using all his strength to push his brother toward the prepared burial site.READ MORE

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