Sarah Silverman: Hillary Captured Bin Laden, So We Owe Her 1,000 Purple Hearts
So now you know: Hillary crawled through Bin Laden’s window with a knife in her teeth, and then she captured him. He’s been captured. But you teabaggers don’t care, because she isn’t a Republican. That’s why you didn’t even give her the Purple Heart she deserves — you see, that’s what we give our men and women in uniform for capturing the enemy, we award them the Purple Heart — let alone a thousand of them.
You owe Hillary Clinton 1,000 Purple Hearts for capturing Osama Bin Laden. – READ MORE