For a billionaire who is used to getting his way, things sure didn’t go his way this round for Mark Cuban, whose political expertise boasts a role as U.S. President in Sharknado 3. But when you’re a fanboy for Hillary Clinton, and chase flying sharks in your free time, that can happen. Not everyone in the media is on the Kool Aide.
It all started innocently enough, with a video clip of Cuban’s pal Bill Clinton doing his best 2016 Trump impersonation, posted by True Pundit publisher @Thomas1774Paine.
Bill #Clinton Gets Standing Ovation for Immigration Rhetoric Identical to #Trump. DEMS sure celebrate their Racists. pic.twitter.com/Rhb2yWXqiS
— Thomas Paine (@Thomas1774Paine) September 4, 2016
Then world-famous poker player Mike Matusow helped Trigger Cuban by sending him the video. Cuban’s response was quite weak. I guess his paid writers were asleep or Hillary’s talking points don’t cover a video unearthed from 21 years ago.
https://twitter.com/mcuban/status/772498582641541121
Once True Pundit was mentioned, we felt a duty to respond to his comments. We thought perhaps he would jump back in but he’s from Pittsburgh and we’re from Philly. He knows what that means.
Why should we listen to a Hillary fanboy like you, Cuban? You are quickly becoming irrelevant. Disgrace to the Burgh https://t.co/LKc5ecJoaz
— Thomas Paine (@Thomas1774Paine) September 4, 2016
Then we started thinking: Cuban is for open borders. Let’s see if his borders are open down in Dallas. We know where all celebrities and politicians live BTW, so finding his house was little problem. As we suspected, Cuban is another celebrity phony, Do as I say, not as I do.
It's cool for @mcuban to have a HUGE WALL & GATE around his house. But #Hillary fanboy is against same for America pic.twitter.com/iX9cmd1g99
— Thomas Paine (@Thomas1774Paine) September 5, 2016
When one wall just won’t do the trick always build a second wall, especially if you plan on railing about a national wall on Mexico’s border as proposed by Trump.
#Hillary fanboy & Mexico Wall hater @mcuban's estate shielded by armed guards, 3 Gates and a DOUBLE WALL. Big Phoney pic.twitter.com/KhqYK0CH1u
— Thomas Paine (@Thomas1774Paine) September 5, 2016
Shark Tank's ratings will plummet. No one wants to listen to #Hillary fanboy @mcuban blabbing about himself. Cuban's "brand" is toast too.
— Thomas Paine (@Thomas1774Paine) September 5, 2016
Some computer guru Cuban turned out to be. He isn’t even savvy enough to know how to block online photos of his house. Shrewd. I’m sure he can outsource that to his Indian programmers.