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Animal Rights Activists Protest Hot Dogs on Fourth of July Weekend

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Five animal rights activists stormed the field at Dodger Stadium in the top of the ninth on Sunday to protest Dodger Dogs. A greater number, 41,831, did not.

The Dodger Dog demonstrators protested neither price nor taste but food group. “Dodgers Torture Animals,” read one of their banners. Safer just to sell a Dodger Danish.

In a televised counterprotest, Vin Scully noticed the grandstanders escaping the grandstand for the diamond by announcing a decision not to notice them. “Oh, my goodness,” the broadcaster exclaimed. “Well, we don’t show ’em—not if we can help it. We’ll look at the sky, we’ll look at the flags—anything but foolish kids running on the field. And they’re kids.” – READ MORE

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